Guess Who’s Hiring?!

I came across this listing and I mean, HELLO!  Here’s just a snippet of my app — I’d attach the rest but my fingers are crossed too tightly to type!

To Whom It May Concern:

I am writing to express my sincere interest in an internship with A Good Day To Be Black & Sexy.  Though I lack relevant background and academic coursework, I am an excellent multitasker with a passion for other cultural identities.  Every waking hour I am barraged with invasive, often insulting context-sensitive Google Ads that boast the secret to being sexy, but I believe that such a thing can only be learned through hands-on experience.  It is indeed a good day for that.

I would love to discuss the position, your equal opportunity employment policy, and my qualifications with you in greater detail.  Thank you in advance for your consideration and I hope to be in correspondence with you soon!

Sincerely,

Emmy Blotnick