The Quest for the Perfect Internship Continues

Some of you may remember the time I gleefully applied to be an office intern for It’s A Good Day To Be Black And Sexy — regretfully I didn’t land the gig, but my shattered hopes have been pieced back together.  Really, the moment I came across this listing I practically crapped liquid cover letters:

Let’s recap:

• No website, despite an online listing
• A gmail address that randomly has the word “sushi” in it
• A preference for “graffic student”
• Passion for fashion
• Requirement that candidates “be multi-task”
• Know how to GOOGLE

Listen, this place sounds like it’s run by a bunch of methed out LOLcats, and you can count me the fuck in. I’m totally multi-task, I’ve watched the Tyra Banks channel until my eyes smiled blood, and I can Google so well I’ll probably have all the sushi rockstars in that flophouse playing MMORPGs by the time they can process my nonexistent paycheck.  BRB updating my resume.