The Main Problem with Watchmen: Not Enough Dicks

This is a censored picture. In the movie, his swinging cod is out in full force.

I saw Watchmen the other day, and while I won’t waste time crying about how much I didn’t like it, one thing has irked me hard like a needle made out of diamond lodged in my urethra; specifically, how afraid Americans seem to be of dicks. Read More →